Withoutapause.com doesn’t get all wrapped up in politics, since we are a decidedly cultural operation. We come together in the name of music and some fashion despite the good intentions of the public servant. We were unable to pass up this though: branded condoms for Barack Obama, Sarah Palin and even the elderly John McCain.
THE RUNDOWN OF OBAMA CONDOMS:
These are uncertain times. The economy’s a ball-buster and the surge went flaccid… but now there’s Obama Condoms, for a change you can believe in!
* FOR THE ELITIST PENIS
* THEY WON’T LEAVE A BITTER TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH
* WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO CLOSE THE DEAL
THE RUNDOWN OF MCCAIN CONDOMS:
Give your “troops” the protection they deserve, buy McCainCondoms today! This will turn out to be the ultimate collectors item or a perfect gift for grandpa!
* Trophy wife approved
* For the proud, liberal Republican — conservative Republican
THE RUNDOWN OF PALIN CONDOMS
If your [sic] finding that your encounters with your mate are turning into a “bridge to nowhere,” wear PALIN CONDOMS. Limited edition PALIN CONDOMS are the perfect gift for the sharpshooter or moosehunter of the family.
* Hockey mom approved
* When abortion is not an option.
* The official condom of all four members of the Alaska State Legislature
* Not for use with caribou
* Drill friendly
* approved by PTA mom’s everywhere